I wish I could fly
Right up to the sky
But I can't...
Keith Harris with a squeaky voice and his hand stuffed up a giant green bird's arse. The horror.
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Previously on "Chart Hits That Make Your Toes Curl......"
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All together now ....
Last night I heard my momma singing this song
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Woke up this morning and my momma was gone
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp
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Whilst I totally agree that Desree should be shot for 'Life' I feel that you have missed out on an even more vile tune......
Anyone remember Vanilla - No Way No Way?
In case you don't - whatever you do - DO NOT click on this link......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yba4WzRCHJ8
They make B*witched look like the Beatles!
RR.
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Rolf Harris is an entertainment legend and I wont hear a word said against him, well unless you are slagging animal hospital, but apart from that. Even Max Splodge rates him.
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Originally posted by KyajaeHere, here. Des'ree is the architypal EMU.
For any doubters, proof, if proof be need be!
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"Anything with Rolf Harris singing it, unless he's doing something with Kate Bush."
My son loves his 'music' - I've even tried to beat it out of him but he is still into his Rolf Harris thing. I even downloaded the stairway to heaven thing he did and the led zep version. He prefers the Rolf version. Thinking how that song inspired so many to pick up a guitar, how many kids in the future are going to be playing a cardboard 'wobble board'. His version of bohemian rhapsody is truly appalling and should be listened to just to appreciate how bad something can actually be - and I don't really go for the original much!
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Originally posted by gingerjediAt what point does 'dad dancing' kick in? Is it from conception or after the birth? I've always been shocking so don't tell me is only going to get worse
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Originally posted by DennyMacca's Frog Song
bom bombom (aayeeia)
bom bombom (aayeeia)
bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
arm in arm
hand in hand
we allllll staaaaand together...
ach thbbbt hack spit
It's embarassing enough remembering the words
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Macca's Frog Song
Crazy Frog tunes
Anything with Rolf Harris singing it, unless he's doing something with Kate Bush.
Ma' He's Making Eyes at Me - Lena Zavaroni
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Originally posted by sparklelard
Eeeek - Who in their right mind would get a ginger-freckled face child with a lisp to sing solo vocals!
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Arg! That reminds me of "Grandad", and the horrible experience I had many years ago at a family gathering (not my family thank fuck), when all the grandchildren sat round at their grandad's feet and sang this tulipe. I squirmed so much I couldn't shit for a week.
And I'd erased it from my memory until your post sparklelard, you bastard!
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Grandma we love you! St. Winifreds School Choir
Eeeek - Who in their right mind would get a ginger-freckled face child with a lisp to sing solo vocals!
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Originally posted by realityhackAnything by Celine Dion, anything at all.
What's wrong with Celine Dion?
She's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!!
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