Reply to: Chart Hits That Make Your Toes Curl......

[realityhack]

I wish I could fly
Right up to the sky
But I can't...

Keith Harris with a squeaky voice and his hand stuffed up a giant green bird's arse. The horror.

[vetran]

Things can only get better

The only way is up

I used to like them!

[Toad]

All together now ....

Last night I heard my momma singing this song
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Woke up this morning and my momma was gone
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

[richy_rich]

Whilst I totally agree that Desree should be shot for 'Life' I feel that you have missed out on an even more vile tune......

Anyone remember Vanilla - No Way No Way?

In case you don't - whatever you do - DO NOT click on this link......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yba4WzRCHJ8


They make B*witched look like the Beatles!

RR.

[The Lone Gunman]

Rolf Harris is an entertainment legend and I wont hear a word said against him, well unless you are slagging animal hospital, but apart from that. Even Max Splodge rates him.

[wobbegong]

Here, here. Des'ree is the architypal EMU.

For any doubters, proof, if proof be need be!

[BoredBloke]

"Anything with Rolf Harris singing it, unless he's doing something with Kate Bush."

My son loves his 'music' - I've even tried to beat it out of him but he is still into his Rolf Harris thing. I even downloaded the stairway to heaven thing he did and the led zep version. He prefers the Rolf version. Thinking how that song inspired so many to pick up a guitar, how many kids in the future are going to be playing a cardboard 'wobble board'. His version of bohemian rhapsody is truly appalling and should be listened to just to appreciate how bad something can actually be - and I don't really go for the original much!

[portseven]

ChicoTime!

[portseven]

At what point does 'dad dancing' kick in? Is it from conception or after the birth? I've always been shocking so don't tell me is only going to get worse

I have often wondered what John Travolta's kids think of his dancing... Embarrassed or proud?

[realityhack]

Macca's Frog Song

I can't believe you just got that in my head.

bom bombom (aayeeia)
bom bombom (aayeeia)
bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

arm in arm
hand in hand
we allllll staaaaand together...

ach thbbbt hack spit

It's embarassing enough remembering the words

[Denny]

Macca's Frog Song

Crazy Frog tunes

Anything with Rolf Harris singing it, unless he's doing something with Kate Bush.

Ma' He's Making Eyes at Me - Lena Zavaroni

[Denny]

Eeeek - Who in their right mind would get a ginger-freckled face child with a lisp to sing solo vocals!

Simply Red might.

[wendigo100]

Arg! That reminds me of "Grandad", and the horrible experience I had many years ago at a family gathering (not my family thank fuck), when all the grandchildren sat round at their grandad's feet and sang this tulipe. I squirmed so much I couldn't shit for a week.

And I'd erased it from my memory until your post sparklelard, you bastard!

[sparklelard]

Grandma we love you! St. Winifreds School Choir

Eeeek - Who in their right mind would get a ginger-freckled face child with a lisp to sing solo vocals!

[Warrior Princess]

Anything by Celine Dion, anything at all.

What's wrong with Celine Dion?

She's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!!