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Eek !

24 April 2007, 11:19

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
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24 April 2007, 11:34

Dip you nib in the office ink and you'll never forgive yourself.

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24 April 2007, 12:44

What a cock.
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#4

24 April 2007, 12:45

Originally posted by XTC

What a cock.

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#5

25 April 2007, 22:41

I bet he's not feeling cocky now....

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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#6

26 April 2007, 08:31

I've eaten in a zizzi - so I know know how he felt
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26 April 2007, 08:33

The biggest tip I ever heard of

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#8

26 April 2007, 15:25

The bit I enjoyed most about this story was that 'Zizzi' is an approximate French translation of 'willy' (i.e. a childish way of saying penis) . How secretly ironic.
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