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Zorba replied

26 April 2007, 15:25
The bit I enjoyed most about this story was that 'Zizzi' is an approximate French translation of 'willy' (i.e. a childish way of saying penis) . How secretly ironic.
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EternalOptimist replied

26 April 2007, 08:33
The biggest tip I ever heard of
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Pondlife replied

26 April 2007, 08:31
I've eaten in a zizzi - so I know know how he felt
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Board Game Geek replied

25 April 2007, 22:41
I bet he's not feeling cocky now....
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SallyAnne replied

24 April 2007, 12:45
Originally posted by XTC

What a cock.
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XTC replied

24 April 2007, 12:44
What a cock.
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scooterscot replied

24 April 2007, 11:34
Dip you nib in the office ink and you'll never forgive yourself.
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Hart-floot started a topic Eek !

24 April 2007, 11:19
Eek !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
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