Originally posted by EternalOptimist
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistok my friend
The Beatles have to get to a gig in 17 minutes
They have to cross a footbridge
Only two can be on the bridge at one time
Its night and they have a torch
The torch must be carried in order to cross the bridge
John can cross in 1 minute
Paul 2 minutes
George 5 minutes
Ringo 10 minutes
Call the copsComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistok my friend
The Beatles have to get to a gig in 17 minutes
They have to cross a footbridge
Only two can be on the bridge at one time
Its night and they have a torch
The torch must be carried in order to cross the bridge
John can cross in 1 minute
Paul 2 minutes
George 5 minutes
Ringo 10 minutes
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Originally posted by freakydancerDoes it take Ringo that long because he has to carry George and Johns coffins?
Sheesh, you try to lighten someones day ...............(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistok my friend
The Beatles have to get to a gig in 17 minutes
They have to cross a footbridge
Only two can be on the bridge at one time
Its night and they have a torch
The torch must be carried in order to cross the bridge
John can cross in 1 minute
Paul 2 minutes
George 5 minutes
Ringo 10 minutes
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistok , its boyzone or somone, change the names.
Sheesh, you try to lighten someones day ...............Call the copsComment
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John & Paul cross and John comes back with torch = 3mins
Ringo & George cross = 10 mins
Paul comes back with torch = 2 mins
John and Paul cross = 2 mins
Total = 17 mins
This assumes that John and Paul didn't have a fight about who was better/faster etcComment
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Originally posted by DiestlRingo and George cross at the same time, this takes 10 mins, then they throw the torch back and John and Paul cross in 2 mins (12mins total).
No, no no
didnt you read the bit about no throwing ?
pay attention
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistNo, no no
didnt you read the bit about no throwing ?
pay attention
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ok here is another one, all you bored contractors
three guys(A B C) face a wall, one behind the other
A forth guy(D) is on the other side of the wall
A B C || D
A = white hat
B = black hat
C= white hat
D = black hat
They can not see their own hat
A can see B and C
B can see C
C can see no one
D can see no one
The first person to get the color of their own hat wins a million
but they must get it right, no guessing. They cant discuss it.
No tricks, no throwing.
Clue, when they get the go ahead, no one speaks for about 20 seconds then one of the four speaks up 'I am wearing a xx color hat' and they are right
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