Neatly trimmed bush?

[wattaj]

Regular readers will be familiar with my admiration for a well maintained bush.

Sadly, this does not extend to getting the trimmers out for my own unruly specimen.

However, as I sit here in the office looking out across the locality, I can't help but be awestruck by one chap's valiant attempt to wrangle his own untamed wilderness. It's quite something to behold... seriously, it's over 100 feet long and over 7 feet high. Quite spectacular in its verdant barbarity in any other setting.

It took him and his eldest three full days to contain it last year.

Good luck to him I say... I'd have burnt it to the ground before now, but I'm not known for my patience with such things.

[mudskipper]

Take care if using power tools. You wouldn't want to cut off more than you intended. My own 'back garden' bush has gone a bit wild, but is a haven for all sorts of interesting wildlife.

[wattaj]

Take care if using power tools. You wouldn't want to cut off more than you intended. My own 'back garden' bush has gone a bit wild, but is a haven for all sorts of interesting wildlife.

Thank God that you're still here. The tone seems to have changed significantly since my last stint.

[ladymuck]

Ooh! Matron!

[xoggoth]

Fnar, fnar.

Only me and other Viz readers like NF will understand that.

[wattaj]

It took him and his eldest three full days to contain it last year.

Good luck to him I say... I'd have burnt it to the ground before now, but I'm not known for my patience with such things.

I should really give an update on this searing topic: it took this chap 4 days of hard graft to complete the necessary trimmage. Now neighbour opposite has had his own, similarly sized, bushy display groomed in under 2 hours.

Always hire a professional folks.