Originally posted by darmstadt
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI like to use the disabled toilets on a floor at the clients where no one knows me, and walk in and out like a spaz for good effect.
"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Originally posted by JawzPaper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.
why need the speed, when the client is paying!!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by n5goonerwhy need the speed, when the client is paying!!
I will spend at least 45 mins a day in the tuliphouse when at work.Call the copsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostIn which case, you won't have much of a problem with the
gf & her strap on...Comment
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Originally posted by JawzPaper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperDObviously a young chap. You wait until you get older and that sort of behaviour can either lead to a splattering of blood in the pan, or a prolapsed large intestine stirring the toilet water...Comment
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a good flush after the first bombardment normally clears the real smelly first bit - leaving you free to enjoy the more drawn out finish without worrying about the aroma.
normally means you can read your paper in peace too.Comment
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