Girls toilets

[Jawz]

If I need a dump in a pub I quite often use the Ladies as they tend to have paper and are cleaner.

Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.

[Swiss Tony]

I like to use the disabled toilets on a floor at the clients where no one knows me, and walk in and out like a spaz for good effect.

[n5gooner]

Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.

why need the speed, when the client is paying!!

[freakydancer]

why need the speed, when the client is paying!!

Never a truer word spoken.

I will spend at least 45 mins a day in the tuliphouse when at work.

[Jawz]

In which case, you won't have much of a problem with the
gf & her strap on...

[hyperD]

Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.

Obviously a young chap. You wait until you get older and that sort of behaviour can either lead to a splattering of blood in the pan, or a prolapsed large intestine stirring the toilet water...

[Jawz]

Obviously a young chap. You wait until you get older and that sort of behaviour can either lead to a splattering of blood in the pan, or a prolapsed large intestine stirring the toilet water...

Hmm no lunch for me today

[jh0711]

a good flush after the first bombardment normally clears the real smelly first bit - leaving you free to enjoy the more drawn out finish without worrying about the aroma.

normally means you can read your paper in peace too.