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  • jh0711
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    a good flush after the first bombardment normally clears the real smelly first bit - leaving you free to enjoy the more drawn out finish without worrying about the aroma.

    normally means you can read your paper in peace too.

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Obviously a young chap. You wait until you get older and that sort of behaviour can either lead to a splattering of blood in the pan, or a prolapsed large intestine stirring the toilet water...
    Hmm no lunch for me today

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Jawz
    Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.
    Obviously a young chap. You wait until you get older and that sort of behaviour can either lead to a splattering of blood in the pan, or a prolapsed large intestine stirring the toilet water...

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    In which case, you won't have much of a problem with the
    gf & her strap on...

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by n5gooner
    why need the speed, when the client is paying!!
    Never a truer word spoken.

    I will spend at least 45 mins a day in the tuliphouse when at work.

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by Jawz
    Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.

    why need the speed, when the client is paying!!

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  • Swiss Tony
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    I like to use the disabled toilets on a floor at the clients where no one knows me, and walk in and out like a spaz for good effect.

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by darmstadt
    If I need a dump in a pub I quite often use the Ladies as they tend to have paper and are cleaner.
    Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by pfeds
    I just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less
    Good lad

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by pfeds
    I just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less
    Now thats a story you can tell the grandkids

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  • pfeds
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    I just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less

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  • DimPrawn
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    I like to use the disabled toilets on a floor at the clients where no one knows me, and walk in and out like a spaz for good effect.

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  • darmstadt
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    If I need a dump in a pub I quite often use the Ladies as they tend to have paper and are cleaner.

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by Ivor1
    **** me thats wierd I know other people who do that as well, but they do it as the ladies is nearer the mens. Is this some new kind of fetish
    The first time I did it, I'd ha a few after work drinks and my dutch courage was up, now it seems as though I need to get a daily fix. It's the thrill of I could get caught! Obviously the bigger the dump the more satisfying it is. I've now starting adjusting my diet to produce smellier poos e.g beef vindaloo with extra garlic and 4 pints of stella for breakfast..

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  • Ivor1
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    Originally posted by Jawz
    On a number of occasions I have shat in the womens toilets at work. I'm not really sure why, but I do get a buzz from it, especially when you overhear girls at work complaining about 'a girl who does smelly sh*ts'.
    **** me thats wierd I know other people who do that as well, but they do it as the ladies is nearer the mens. Is this some new kind of fetish

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