a good flush after the first bombardment normally clears the real smelly first bit - leaving you free to enjoy the more drawn out finish without worrying about the aroma.
normally means you can read your paper in peace too.
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Originally posted by hyperDObviously a young chap. You wait until you get older and that sort of behaviour can either lead to a splattering of blood in the pan, or a prolapsed large intestine stirring the toilet water...
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Originally posted by JawzPaper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.
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Originally posted by zeitghostIn which case, you won't have much of a problem with the
gf & her strap on...
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Originally posted by n5goonerwhy need the speed, when the client is paying!!
I will spend at least 45 mins a day in the tuliphouse when at work.
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Originally posted by JawzPaper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.
why need the speed, when the client is paying!!
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI like to use the disabled toilets on a floor at the clients where no one knows me, and walk in and out like a spaz for good effect.
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Originally posted by darmstadtIf I need a dump in a pub I quite often use the Ladies as they tend to have paper and are cleaner.
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Originally posted by pfedsI just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less
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Originally posted by pfedsI just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less
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I just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less
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I like to use the disabled toilets on a floor at the clients where no one knows me, and walk in and out like a spaz for good effect.
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If I need a dump in a pub I quite often use the Ladies as they tend to have paper and are cleaner.
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Originally posted by Ivor1**** me thats wierd I know other people who do that as well, but they do it as the ladies is nearer the mens. Is this some new kind of fetish
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Originally posted by JawzOn a number of occasions I have shat in the womens toilets at work. I'm not really sure why, but I do get a buzz from it, especially when you overhear girls at work complaining about 'a girl who does smelly sh*ts'.
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