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    On a number of occasions I have shat in the womens toilets at work. I'm not really sure why, but I do get a buzz from it, especially when you overhear girls at work complaining about 'a girl who does smelly sh*ts'.

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    Originally posted by Jawz
    On a number of occasions I have shat in the womens toilets at work. I'm not really sure why, but I do get a buzz from it, especially when you overhear girls at work complaining about 'a girl who does smelly sh*ts'.
    Call the cops

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      #3
      It's good that you are spreading God's word.

      Just wish I could understand what he was saying to me this morning. He was in a bit of a hurry.
      Drivel is my speciality

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        #4
        Originally posted by Jawz
        On a number of occasions I have shat in the womens toilets at work. I'm not really sure why, but I do get a buzz from it, especially when you overhear girls at work complaining about 'a girl who does smelly sh*ts'.
        **** me thats wierd I know other people who do that as well, but they do it as the ladies is nearer the mens. Is this some new kind of fetish

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          #5
          Originally posted by Ivor1
          **** me thats wierd I know other people who do that as well, but they do it as the ladies is nearer the mens. Is this some new kind of fetish
          The first time I did it, I'd ha a few after work drinks and my dutch courage was up, now it seems as though I need to get a daily fix. It's the thrill of I could get caught! Obviously the bigger the dump the more satisfying it is. I've now starting adjusting my diet to produce smellier poos e.g beef vindaloo with extra garlic and 4 pints of stella for breakfast..

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            #6
            If I need a dump in a pub I quite often use the Ladies as they tend to have paper and are cleaner.
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              I like to use the disabled toilets on a floor at the clients where no one knows me, and walk in and out like a spaz for good effect.

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                #8
                I just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by pfeds
                  I just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less
                  Now thats a story you can tell the grandkids
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by pfeds
                    I just started a new contract. Only two women there, two male loos and one "sacred" girls loo. My first day I had a meeting at 11am and about 10.55 curry-over called and both male loos were engaged. I used the ladies thinking I would get away with it, but when I vacated one of the girls was waiting out side. It stank. Later I overheard her telling the other woman how much it reeked (the other woman being top management). Not a good start to the job, but funny none-the-less
                    Good lad

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