If you became an assassin...

[Sockpuppet]

No it's not.

I'd been thinking it was PF for years.

[Swiss Tony]

Soviet SVD Dragunov rifle

Scare the cr*p out of any passing rabbits!

[The Lone Gunman]

What do you mean "bacame"?

The weapon of choice is depndant on a number of factors.
Does the client have a particular choice.
How close can you get to the target.
How visible will the target be.
What kind of statement is this hit making.

I also have a certain pride in my work and I do like a challange.

[DimPrawn]

A cluster of H-Bombs. No point in being subtle.

[Joe Black]

Mushroom risotto, one of my favourites. Tesco used to do a very nice one similar to that as part of their 'finest' range. What sort of rice would you use with that Denny, just in case I decide to make something similar in future?

"A cluster of H-Bombs. No point in being subtle."

In that case the old "dust off and nuke the site from orbit" theory is probably your best bet DP. At least if there's no life left on the planet you're sure you got your man.

[threaded]

Knife.

Knives are good, because they don't make any noise.

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

[Buffoon]

Harsh language.

Use prayer for those f…ing stubborn bastards who just will not be told to die.

[Ardesco]

Toothpick

It is a nice easy to get hold of and innocent looking weapon, (I'm just picking me teeth honest guvnor) but when placed in the right hands a deadly instrument that requires years of training and discipline to use correctly.

Finally you can position the body to make it appear cause of death was a horrific tooth picking accident to avoid suspicion.

The tool of a true pro!!!

[~Craig~]

Knife.

Knives are good, because they don't make any noise.

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels great film

[Lucifer Box]

Use a bullet made of super-cooled ice. Melts in the body afterwards. No trace.