...what would your weapon of choice be?
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If you became an assassin...
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If you became an assassin...
29toothpick3.45%1crossbow13.79%4sock + snooker ball3.45%1blade (pen knife, letter opener, machete, axe)3.45%1firearm (single shot, automatic, sniper)37.93%11bomb3.45%1throwing-star3.45%1ken dodd's tickling stick3.45%1orville3.45%1the severed arm of tony bliar24.14%7 -
An AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.please do not ask for money...
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Originally posted by HedgehogAn AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.
I suppose it depends on the target, but The Commons with the latter option is my choice.Comment
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Jackie Brown mate - surely you've seen that one ?please do not ask for money...
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Originally posted by HedgehogAn AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.
Shouldn't this be in the thread (from General) ?
http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread14593.htmlWhy the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.Comment
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Originally posted by HedgehogJackie Brown mate - surely you've seen that one ?Comment
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Originally posted by realityhackOf course! Good point well made.
Wipe out the target, and witnesses, anyone associated with the target/witnesses, the police when they try to get you and any other c**t who gets in your way.
Pay back time.Call the copsComment
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In which case you're a particularly EVIL assassin then. At least my method gets rid of them straight awayplease do not ask for money...
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