If you became an assassin...

**Hedgehog** · 14 February 2007, 15:01

An AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.

**realityhack** · 14 February 2007, 15:04

Originally posted by Hedgehog

An AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.

Which film is that from? If it's not from a script it should be in one!

I suppose it depends on the target, but The Commons with the latter option is my choice.

**Hedgehog** · 14 February 2007, 15:05

Jackie Brown mate - surely you've seen that one ?

**ZZZZ Snoozer** · 14 February 2007, 15:06

Originally posted by Hedgehog

An AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.

Shouldn't this be in the thread (from General) ?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread14593.html

**realityhack** · 14 February 2007, 15:06

Originally posted by Hedgehog

Jackie Brown mate - surely you've seen that one ?

Of course! Good point well made.

**freakydancer** · 14 February 2007, 15:14

Originally posted by realityhack

Of course! Good point well made.

Minigun.

Wipe out the target, and witnesses, anyone associated with the target/witnesses, the police when they try to get you and any other c**t who gets in your way.

Pay back time.

**PRC1964** · 14 February 2007, 15:21

Polonium-210

**Hedgehog** · 14 February 2007, 15:25

In which case you're a particularly EVIL assassin then. At least my method gets rid of them straight away

**realityhack** · 14 February 2007, 15:26

No, I like it, it's messy, public and may have the entire building condemned.

toothpick	3.45%	1 vote
crossbow	13.79%	4 votes
sock + snooker ball	3.45%	1 vote
blade (pen knife, letter opener, machete, axe)	3.45%	1 vote
firearm (single shot, automatic, sniper)	37.93%	11 votes
bomb	3.45%	1 vote
throwing-star	3.45%	1 vote
ken dodd's tickling stick	3.45%	1 vote
orville	3.45%	1 vote
the severed arm of tony bliar	24.14%	7 votes

If you became an assassin...