Reply to: If you became an assassin...

[DaveB]

Use a bullet made of super-cooled ice. Melts in the body afterwards. No trace.

Doesnt work. It's been tried and the bullet just disintegrates in the barrel when fired

*cough* apparently *cough*

It all depends on the message you are trying to send. Do you want the target removed with the minimum of fuss and mess or do you want an example made of them?

For the former a single clean gunshot or a knife followed by disposal of the body. For the latter, tie to a chair with *lots* of rope then use a large axe. Repeatedly. And a note pinned to the remains saying "Don't do it again."

Personal favorite is a coke can filled with semtex with the detonator attached to the ring pull...

[Lucifer Box]

Use a bullet made of super-cooled ice. Melts in the body afterwards. No trace.

[~Craig~]

Knife.

Knives are good, because they don't make any noise.

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels great film

[Ardesco]

Toothpick

It is a nice easy to get hold of and innocent looking weapon, (I'm just picking me teeth honest guvnor) but when placed in the right hands a deadly instrument that requires years of training and discipline to use correctly.

Finally you can position the body to make it appear cause of death was a horrific tooth picking accident to avoid suspicion.

The tool of a true pro!!!

[Buffoon]

Harsh language.

Use prayer for those f…ing stubborn bastards who just will not be told to die.

[threaded]

Knife.

Knives are good, because they don't make any noise.

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

[Joe Black]

Mushroom risotto, one of my favourites. Tesco used to do a very nice one similar to that as part of their 'finest' range. What sort of rice would you use with that Denny, just in case I decide to make something similar in future?

"A cluster of H-Bombs. No point in being subtle."

In that case the old "dust off and nuke the site from orbit" theory is probably your best bet DP. At least if there's no life left on the planet you're sure you got your man.

[DimPrawn]

A cluster of H-Bombs. No point in being subtle.

[The Lone Gunman]

What do you mean "bacame"?

The weapon of choice is depndant on a number of factors.
Does the client have a particular choice.
How close can you get to the target.
How visible will the target be.
What kind of statement is this hit making.

I also have a certain pride in my work and I do like a challange.

[Swiss Tony]

Soviet SVD Dragunov rifle

Scare the cr*p out of any passing rabbits!

[Sockpuppet]

No it's not.

I'd been thinking it was PF for years.

[Board Game Geek]

Okies

[realityhack]

RH...you are Helios and I claim my £5.

Helios used to post drivel like "If you were evil, how evil would you be", "How would you cause a much death and destruction with a packet of Wotsits as possible".

Admit it, go on.

You are 13 years old, and play far too much GTA and think killing people is "kewl".

Nah - I'm just bored

[Board Game Geek]

RH...you are Helios and I claim my £5.

Helios used to post drivel like "If you were evil, how evil would you be", "How would you cause a much death and destruction with a packet of Wotsits as possible".

Admit it, go on.

You are 13 years old, and play far too much GTA and think killing people is "kewl".

[Jawz]

ya gotta go the d ildo