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    Best swear word

    As much as a like calling people a "c**t", there really is no better put down than "Pr*ck".
    Call the cops

    #2
    Not really a swaer word but I am loving the use of "tool" at the mo.

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      #3
      I'm a fan of "bell end".
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        I'm a fan of "bell end".
        So we heard love
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          why just "c**t"

          why not call someone thrush? for being an irritating c**t

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            #6
            Originally posted by freakydancer
            As much as a like calling people a "c**t", there really is no better put down than "Pr*ck".
            I reserve c**tscab for special occassions.

            Bawbag is my favourite general purpose exclamation at the moment but need to be careful as I have got some locals blurting it out now....
            Last edited by Rantor; 30 January 2007, 15:12.

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              #7
              ****inbastarddogtulippiss

              or

              'kin 'ell

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                #8
                Or how about asking if they have a personalised number plate. like c**t1

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                  #9
                  This one invented by my (then v drunk) mate Emily:
                  c*ntyspackf*ck

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                    #10
                    I think ***** is good.
                    SA says;
                    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    (whatever these are)

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