Best swear word

[freakydancer]

As much as a like calling people a "c**t", there really is no better put down than "Pr*ck".

[chubba]

Not really a swaer word but I am loving the use of "tool" at the mo.

[SallyAnne]

I'm a fan of "bell end".

[The Lone Gunman]

I'm a fan of "bell end".

So we heard love

[BrilloPad]

why just "c**t"

why not call someone thrush? for being an irritating c**t

[Rantor]

As much as a like calling people a "c**t", there really is no better put down than "Pr*ck".

I reserve c**tscab for special occassions.

Bawbag is my favourite general purpose exclamation at the moment but need to be careful as I have got some locals blurting it out now....

[Fishface]

****inbastarddogtulippiss

or

'kin 'ell

[BrilloPad]

Or how about asking if they have a personalised number plate. like c**t1

[realityhack]

This one invented by my (then v drunk) mate Emily:
c*ntyspackf*ck

[n5gooner]

I think ***** is good.