Originally posted by Denny
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Disgusting language WP. Now come here and get over my knee for a spanking!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFanDisgusting language WP. Now come here and get over my knee for a spanking!
Anytime!!!Comment
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Of course you can just get Shakespearean on their ass :
Hence rotten thing! Or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments.
Thou jarring half-faced minnow!
Thou goatish onion-eyed whey-face!
Thou reeky guts-griping foot-licker!
Thou infectious hell-hated devil-mon!
Thou artless full-gorged puttock!
And my personal favorite :
Thou idol of idiot worshipers
The best insults are always the ones the target has to think about first"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère.”
or in English (very roughly):
In the name of god's wh*re of blo*dy hell, filthy **** of your mothers ar*shole
"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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