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    Sally Annes Average

    Posting is about to drop below 20 per day. Good this be the sign that SA is 'getting a life?'

    We need to know!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    It's the "special toy" she got for Christmas ...
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      It's the "special toy" she got for Christmas ...
      Wasn't it a pet? A rabbit?

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        #4
        A Super Rabbit I believe ...
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru
          A Super Rabbit I believe ...
          Whats the difference between a rabbit and a super rabbit?

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            #6
            i thought you were saying she was average lookin...
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            SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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              #7
              Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
              Whats the difference between a rabbit and a super rabbit?
              Length and girth.
              Call the cops

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                #8
                Originally posted by freakydancer
                Length and girth.
                aaahhh - cheers

                I remember going into a s.x shop once and chatting to the guy behind the counter. Apparently they sell an average of 1 per day of the extra large vibrator - 14" long and very wide. With gel. Always to men...

                And b4 you ask, I was on an f4j demo and was being followed by the police. Went into a soho s.x shop to try to dodge them. The place emptied quickly so the guy behind the counter tried to sell me 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
                  aaahhh - cheers

                  I remember going into a s.x shop once and chatting to the guy behind the counter. Apparently they sell an average of 1 per day of the extra large vibrator - 14" long and very wide. With gel. Always to men...

                  And b4 you ask, I was on an f4j demo and was being followed by the police. Went into a soho s.x shop to try to dodge them. The place emptied quickly so the guy behind the counter tried to sell me 1!
                  I believe you mate.....

                  Call the cops

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by freakydancer
                    I believe you mate.....

                    Maybe we should get back to Sally Anne's pet?

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