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The length of a contractor's todge?

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    The length of a contractor's todge?

    Mnnnnn, is it true or is it folklore...
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    1" - Its a myth their gobby little tulipes with little dicks
    63.16%
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    12" - There packet is as big as there wallets.
    36.84%
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    #2
    When you get to my age, my togger is a bit of a myth. It doesn’t get much use these days.

    However, I’ve learned to trust my togger. When I have a decision to make, I go for a gypsy. If it doesn’t feel right while I’m having a whiz then it’s probably a bad idea. Every time I’ve got against what my togger tells me, I’ve gotten into trouble.
    Drivel is my speciality

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      #3
      there is a lesson to us all there.......
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      SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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        #4
        My todger has a mind of it's own. It fancies different women than I do.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by Buffoon
          When you get to my age, my togger is a bit of a myth. It doesn’t get much use these days.

          However, I’ve learned to trust my togger. When I have a decision to make, I go for a gypsy. If it doesn’t feel right while I’m having a whiz then it’s probably a bad idea. Every time I’ve got against what my togger tells me, I’ve gotten into trouble.
          I thought the source of your knowledge and inspiration was your morning bowel movement?
          I'm Spartacus.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spartacus
            I thought the source of your knowledge and inspiration was your morning bowel movement?
            That's how god speaks to him, so that is only for BIG decisions.

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              #7
              Seems sexist to me. This is for men only!!! In the interests of equality there should be a similar poll for CUK women.

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                #8
                How would you suggest we do that?

                Size of your intimate bits?

                Nice and tight like the agent who got you your last gig

                Loose enough to drive a bus into like the size of your purse
                Doesn't seem to work as well to me :/

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                  #9
                  Mines big enough to fill a pram!!!!
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    You are supposed to be talking about your manhood MF, not your daughter....

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