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Previously on "The length of a contractor's todge?"

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  • Ardesco
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    You are supposed to be talking about your manhood MF, not your daughter....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Mines big enough to fill a pram!!!!

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  • Ardesco
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    How would you suggest we do that?

    Size of your intimate bits?

    Nice and tight like the agent who got you your last gig

    Loose enough to drive a bus into like the size of your purse
    Doesn't seem to work as well to me :/

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  • BrilloPad
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    Seems sexist to me. This is for men only!!! In the interests of equality there should be a similar poll for CUK women.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Spartacus
    I thought the source of your knowledge and inspiration was your morning bowel movement?
    That's how god speaks to him, so that is only for BIG decisions.

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    When you get to my age, my togger is a bit of a myth. It doesn’t get much use these days.

    However, I’ve learned to trust my togger. When I have a decision to make, I go for a gypsy. If it doesn’t feel right while I’m having a whiz then it’s probably a bad idea. Every time I’ve got against what my togger tells me, I’ve gotten into trouble.
    I thought the source of your knowledge and inspiration was your morning bowel movement?

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  • sasguru
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    My todger has a mind of it's own. It fancies different women than I do.

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  • kramer
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    there is a lesson to us all there.......

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  • Buffoon
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    When you get to my age, my togger is a bit of a myth. It doesn’t get much use these days.

    However, I’ve learned to trust my togger. When I have a decision to make, I go for a gypsy. If it doesn’t feel right while I’m having a whiz then it’s probably a bad idea. Every time I’ve got against what my togger tells me, I’ve gotten into trouble.

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  • el duder
    started a poll The length of a contractor's todge?

    The length of a contractor's todge?

    19
    1" - Its a myth their gobby little tulipes with little dicks
    63.16%
    12
    12" - There packet is as big as there wallets.
    36.84%
    7
    Mnnnnn, is it true or is it folklore...

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