The length of a contractor's todge?

[Ardesco]

You are supposed to be talking about your manhood MF, not your daughter....

[MarillionFan]

Mines big enough to fill a pram!!!!

[Ardesco]

How would you suggest we do that?

Size of your intimate bits?

Nice and tight like the agent who got you your last gig

Loose enough to drive a bus into like the size of your purse
Doesn't seem to work as well to me :/

[BrilloPad]

Seems sexist to me. This is for men only!!! In the interests of equality there should be a similar poll for CUK women.

[wendigo100]

I thought the source of your knowledge and inspiration was your morning bowel movement?

That's how god speaks to him, so that is only for BIG decisions.

[Spartacus]

When you get to my age, my togger is a bit of a myth. It doesn’t get much use these days.

However, I’ve learned to trust my togger. When I have a decision to make, I go for a gypsy. If it doesn’t feel right while I’m having a whiz then it’s probably a bad idea. Every time I’ve got against what my togger tells me, I’ve gotten into trouble.

I thought the source of your knowledge and inspiration was your morning bowel movement?

[sasguru]

My todger has a mind of it's own. It fancies different women than I do.

[kramer]

there is a lesson to us all there.......

[Buffoon]

When you get to my age, my togger is a bit of a myth. It doesn’t get much use these days.

However, I’ve learned to trust my togger. When I have a decision to make, I go for a gypsy. If it doesn’t feel right while I’m having a whiz then it’s probably a bad idea. Every time I’ve got against what my togger tells me, I’ve gotten into trouble.

[el duder]

Mnnnnn, is it true or is it folklore...