Dead prostitutes

[DimPrawn]

There once was a man from Belgrade,
Who found a dead whore in a cave,
He said "urgh, that's disgusting",
"she only needs dusting",
"and think of the money I'd save!"

[BoredBloke]

Well for what it is worth, my money is on soembody from outside the area

1 - Bodies would have been seen on the back of the tractor.

2 - the strangulation marks would indicate how many fingers the murderer has and if they were webbed or not. Had he been local the press would have been calling him frog boy or some such had he been from the area.

3 - Had the murderer been local it would only be a matter of time before one of the brothers of all the 5 dead prozzies (as they are all realted in these parts) would crack and spill the beans.

[wendigo100]

Has anyone considered they might be suicides? Yet again the police have jumped to conclusions.

[Buffoon]

Another likely option is that they were murdered by the nuLieBore spin machine. It’s keeping the news media very busy and is helping keep the spotlight off the troubles at No. 10. However, it’s not working as well as it did in the past because some parts of the media are wise to this trick.

[wendigo100]

Another likely option is that they were murdered by the nuLieBore spin machine.

Is that like a combine harvester? They have lots out there. Typical police, a bloody great rogue combine harvester right under their noses and they can't find it!