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    #21
    this is the biggest thing since huntley. the media are creaming - big profits.
    the huntley case was inadvertently solved by sky news, until they interviewed him live on sky(yes, he was a bit thick), nobody had a clue who had dunnit despite what they said.

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      #22
      Originally posted by woo
      this is the biggest thing since huntley. the media are creaming - big profits.
      the huntley case was inadvertently solved by sky news, until they interviewed him live on sky(yes, he was a bit thick), nobody had a clue who had dunnit despite what they said.

      this one is going to be solved by CUK,

      eastern Europeans, hmmmmmmmm could be an opportunity here Churchill.
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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        #23
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent
        this one is going to be solved by CUK,

        eastern Europeans, hmmmmmmmm could be an opportunity here Churchill.
        Mr Z and I reckon it is someone who likes gaming (dumping the bodies in the middle of a crime scene) and is possibly connected in some way to the investigation (PC/SOCO).
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          #24
          Is anyone interested in playing rugby for ipswich this weekend?

          Apparently they're short on hookers.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #25
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent
            god bothering thatcherite polish truck driver who is 7ft tall. we are getting there! any ideas on whether the murderer is male or female?
            According to the Sun today "It is thought the Suffolk monster murders girls, then STORES their bodies before dumping them in the dead of night from his van"

            I reckon he (not she) works for Ikea cos they've got plenty of room to store bodies in their huge warehouses. Everytime i want something from them they've run out of stock so the delivery drivers have nothing better to do.

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              #26
              who dunnit

              Originally posted by Hart-floot
              According to the Sun today "It is thought the Suffolk monster murders girls, then STORES their bodies before dumping them in the dead of night from his van"

              I reckon he (not she) works for Ikea cos they've got plenty of room to store bodies in their huge warehouses. Everytime i want something from them they've run out of stock so the delivery drivers have nothing better to do.
              So we have narrowed it down to a

              "God bothering thatcherite polish truck driver who is 7ft tall with a flat pack".

              hmm sounds familiar Watson
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #27
                Found him!

                Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                So we have narrowed it down to a

                "God bothering thatcherite polish truck driver who is 7ft tall with a flat pack".

                hmm sounds familiar Watson
                Polish truck driver hides bodies

                There he is, stashing the bodies in his fuel tank.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #28
                  How long before

                  Reid claims this would not have happened if we all had ID cards?

                  So how long before he gets caught?
                  And how will he be caught? And by whom?

                  (DG in 'police force? couldn't find their arse with both hands and a map' mode)
                  Why not?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                    So we have narrowed it down to a

                    "God bothering thatcherite polish truck driver who is 7ft tall with a flat pack".
                    I keep telling ya, look for a local lad. You might be right with the truck driver bit, but that is because transport is one of the main businesses in the region and being able to drive is the No. 1 skill!

                    Did you see Torchwood the other week? Well it's like that or Royston vasey out there. Norfolk and Linconshire are just as bad.
                    Drivel is my speciality

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Buffoon
                      I keep telling ya, look for a local lad. You might be right with the truck driver bit, but that is because transport is one of the main businesses in the region and being able to drive is the No. 1 skill!

                      Did you see Torchwood the other week? Well it's like that or Royston vasey out there. Norfolk and Linconshire are just as bad.
                      Dunno about the truck driver bit, a van maybe, but a big truck would be conspicuously out of place down country roads.
                      The vegetarian option.

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