Christmas Present Suggestions

[Bagpuss]

I think the fat has leaked into her brain

[Churchill]

I think the fat has leaked into her brain

Could be.

So Baggy, how do you fancy a hog roast? It's like a spit-roast but with SallyAnne in the middle instead.

[SallyAnne]

Could be.

So Baggy, how do you fancy a hog roast? It's like a spit-roast but with SallyAnne in the middle instead.

I think you might need to go and see a doctor eh?

[Churchill]

I think you might need to go and see a doctor eh?

Ever thought of having your stomach stapled?

It might help with your obvious self esteem problem.

[SallyAnne]

Ever thought of having your stomach stapled?

It might help with your obvious self esteem problem.

What self esteem problems do I have?

[To BI or not to BI?]

Ever thought of having your stomach stapled?

It might help with your obvious self esteem problem.

C'mon guys this is getting boring. I don't see why we can't have fun and ejoy ourselves without getting so personal and offensive....

(BI in a samaritan mood)

[SallyAnne]

C'mon guys this is getting boring. I don't see why we can't have fun and ejoy ourselves without getting so personal and offensive....

(BI in a samaritan mood)

Does this new mature mood have something to do with ou being a year older BI?

Dont worry about them/him - I can handle all their/his pettiness - its pathetic, but so are they/he.

[Churchill]

What self esteem problems do I have?

OK, what the hell are you doing trying to flirt on an IT Contractor forum?

[SallyAnne]

OK, what the hell are you doing trying to flirt on an IT Contractor forum?

a) When have I flirted? I certainly wasn't flirting with you mate - I was taking the piss.
b) Lots of people flirt on this board - whats wrong with that? Are you having a go at all of them?

[To BI or not to BI?]

Does this new mature mood have something to do with ou being a year older BI?

Dont worry about them/him - I can handle all their/his pettiness - its pathetic, but so are they/he.

Maybe. I saw the light last night while celebrating (or was it the policeman's lamp shining in my eyes as he was asking something in an unintellegible language?).

Personally, I enjoy reading most of the posts in here and I love some taking the piss (boy, don;t we need that), but I think this is getting a bit too much (Boy, don't I feel self righteous today, I must be getting some kind of Chico bug...)