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    #61
    I think the fat has leaked into her brain
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #62
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      I think the fat has leaked into her brain
      Could be.

      So Baggy, how do you fancy a hog roast? It's like a spit-roast but with SallyAnne in the middle instead.

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        #63
        Originally posted by Churchill
        Could be.

        So Baggy, how do you fancy a hog roast? It's like a spit-roast but with SallyAnne in the middle instead.

        I think you might need to go and see a doctor eh?
        The pope is a tard.

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          #64
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          I think you might need to go and see a doctor eh?
          Ever thought of having your stomach stapled?

          It might help with your obvious self esteem problem.

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            #65
            Originally posted by Churchill
            Ever thought of having your stomach stapled?

            It might help with your obvious self esteem problem.

            What self esteem problems do I have?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Churchill
              Ever thought of having your stomach stapled?

              It might help with your obvious self esteem problem.
              C'mon guys this is getting boring. I don't see why we can't have fun and ejoy ourselves without getting so personal and offensive....

              (BI in a samaritan mood)
              Carpe Pactum

              (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                #67
                Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
                C'mon guys this is getting boring. I don't see why we can't have fun and ejoy ourselves without getting so personal and offensive....

                (BI in a samaritan mood)

                Does this new mature mood have something to do with ou being a year older BI?

                Dont worry about them/him - I can handle all their/his pettiness - its pathetic, but so are they/he.
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  What self esteem problems do I have?
                  OK, what the hell are you doing trying to flirt on an IT Contractor forum?

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Churchill
                    OK, what the hell are you doing trying to flirt on an IT Contractor forum?

                    a) When have I flirted? I certainly wasn't flirting with you mate - I was taking the piss.
                    b) Lots of people flirt on this board - whats wrong with that? Are you having a go at all of them?
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Does this new mature mood have something to do with ou being a year older BI?

                      Dont worry about them/him - I can handle all their/his pettiness - its pathetic, but so are they/he.
                      Maybe. I saw the light last night while celebrating (or was it the policeman's lamp shining in my eyes as he was asking something in an unintellegible language?).

                      Personally, I enjoy reading most of the posts in here and I love some taking the piss (boy, don;t we need that), but I think this is getting a bit too much (Boy, don't I feel self righteous today, I must be getting some kind of Chico bug...)
                      Carpe Pactum

                      (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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