Christmas Present Suggestions

[Numptycorner]

You'd have to lose some weight an' all man, like!

Yeah I'd of batted an eyelid if I saw her in a sports shop

[SallyAnne]

You'd have to lose some weight an' all man, like!

You know, you're such a stupid mut.

[Churchill]

You know, you're such a stupid mut.

I can't help it if I'm not turned on by an obese tart with a speech impediment like, now can I?

[SallyAnne]

I can't help it if I'm not turned on by an obese tart with a speech impediment, now can I?

I NEVER said I was a tart

[Churchill]

I NEVER said I was a tart

YOU did say that you bet you'd pulled more than we had...

Now, that tae me means a tart, like, man, y'knaw!

[SallyAnne]

YOU did say that you bet you'd pulled more than we had...

Now, that tae me means a tart, like, man, y'knaw!

Do you have to remember every little thing?!!!!

[Churchill]

Do you have to remember every little thing?!!!!

Little? Who the feck are YOU trying to kid?

[SallyAnne]

Little? Who the feck are YOU trying to kid?

Listen ball licker - theres nowt wrong with being fat! And the fact that its not to your taste just doubles that argument!

[BoredBloke]

How big are we talking here? Are we talking hefty or threaded in a dress?

[Churchill]

How big are we talking here? Are we talking hefty or threaded in a dress?

Threaded in a dress after a massive ingestion of Pies!

Think built like Ann Widdecombe but twice as ugly!