Christmas Present Suggestions

[To BI or not to BI?]

How about a scuba diving course (and maybe yuo can add a week on the red sea)

[Lucy]

Thanks guys, the firebox site is good, I see a few things I would like for myself

[Numptycorner]

Thanks guys, the firebox site is good, I see a few things I would like for myself

Remmington nasal hair clipper?

[Lucy]

How I've missed you, numpty.

[Numptycorner]

How I've missed you, numpty.

I ducked

[Swamp Thing]

Parachute jump is always a winner, I just have to convince the missus to let me do one

I offered a parachute jump to my ex-missus last Xmas, and with no strings attached

[Lucy]

I'll get your coat.

[MarillionFan]

My daughter has asked for her leg back.

Now shame on your materialistic b@stards.

[SallyAnne]

I have no idea of what to buy for my BF.

He is more of an 'experiences' rather than a 'things' person, if you know what I mean (like).

As most of you are men, I thought you would be able to make helpful suggestions.

I asked this in my very first post!!!! (Oh them were the days).

I cant remember who posted it but someone said "just give the poor bastard 5 minutes peace" It was very funny Actually that person was responsible for me staying on this site, cause I laughed so much...so it's your fault....whoever you are!

I havn't read the rest of this post yet, but I'm guessing you'll get similar responses! And many blow job suggestions!

Edit: You got real answers!!! Damn you, the favourite!!

[Lucy]

[QUOTE=MarillionFan]My daughter has asked for her leg back.



OMG ! Do you mean Lily is going to have her leg amputated ?