Christmas Present Suggestions

[Churchill]

I feel like I've learned something from you today - thank you


Yeah the rape thing was a bit bad taste like - I wish I'd thought of something wittier to say

That'll be the day!

[SallyAnne]

That'll be the day!

Well only one of our posts in the last 4 pages got 6 rolling heads from an "outsider". Who's post was that again? Was it yours? Oh no thats right, it was mine wasn't it

[shaunbhoy]

[QUOTE=SallyAnne]

Mate, if ever you were giving me a good seeing to my mouth would be well and truly open, cause I'd be screamng rape.

Don't worry about it Sally, for old Churchill to raise more than a smile you'd have to be dressed up as a pre-pubescent Sea Scout!
He's a Rum, Bum, and Baccy kind of a guy!

[Churchill]

Well only one of our posts in the last 4 pages got 6 rolling heads from an "outsider". Who's post was that again? Was it yours? Oh no thats right, it was mine wasn't it

He was laughing at you dear, not with you.

Learn the fecking difference!

[SallyAnne]

[QUOTE=shaunbhoy]

Don't worry about it Sally, for old Churchill to raise more than a smile you'd have to be dressed up as a pre-pubescent Sea Scout!

That explains a lot!!

[Bagpuss]

I know let's have a heated debate

[SallyAnne]

He was laughing at you dear, not with you.

Learn the fecking difference!

Denial:

–noun 1. an assertion that something said, believed, alleged, etc., is false: Despite his denials, we knew he had taken the purse. The politician issued a denial of his opponent's charges.
2. refusal to believe a doctrine, theory, or the like.
3. disbelief in the existence or reality of a thing.
4. the refusal to satisfy a claim, request, desire, etc., or the refusal of a person making it.
5. refusal to recognize or acknowledge; a disowning or disavowal: the traitor's denial of his country; Peter's denial of Christ.
6. Law. refusal to acknowledge the validity of a claim, suit, or the like; a plea that denies allegations of fact in an adversary's plea: Although she sued for libel, he entered a general denial.
7. sacrifice of one's own wants or needs; self-denial.
8. Psychology. an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are consciously intolerable.

[Bagpuss]

Can we start again in the main forum?

[Churchill]

[QUOTE=SallyAnne]

That explains a lot!!

Go on then smarty pants, exercise that single brain cell and explain to the audience why the above was funny. Almost as funny as your introduction of rape into the proceedings.

[To BI or not to BI?]

No, you're an Al Pacino soundalike...

Damn, I have been found out