Christmas Present Suggestions

[Numptycorner]

In typical CUK mode..

Lucy, dump him then you won't have any problems deciding what to buy. Jobs a good 'un. Don't forget to blame the Muslims

[Lucy]

You got real answers!!! Damn you, the favourite!!

I am no favourite, I get accused of having a penis every other day. How insulting is that ! Or called a dumb bint etc etc

[Ardesco]

I'll get your coat.

Why, has he pulled??

[Numptycorner]

calling SASguru...

[To BI or not to BI?]

Edit: You got real answers!!! Damn you, the favourite!!

Or maybe we are just getting too soft....

[Lucy]

Why, has he pulled??

I'll get a tissue.

[SallyAnne]

I am no favourite, I get accused of having a penis every other day. How insulting is that ! Or called a dumb bint etc etc

I've always wanted a penis My mam always delights in telling everyone that when I was 5 I made one out of bread dough and tried to stick it on. Then I asked for a willy off Santa.

I had 2 older brothers to be fair - I always felt like I'd dipped out!

[SallyAnne]

Or maybe we are just getting too soft....

Thats a very good point!

Shame on you all!

[Ardesco]

I'll get a tissue.

Excellent idea!! More women should take thier personal hygene seriously!!

[Lucy]

Gee, that kind of behaviour would get investigated these days.

My mother used to dress me in overalls, I think because I played outside a lot and was very messy, which lead people to believe I was a 'little boy'