Lucifer's Shopping Trip

[SallyAnne]

I am SASGuru and I claim back my £5. Actually I am Lucy. Sorry pet.

Dont use my own language on me sunshine. You're a knob, and I claim MY £5.

[SallyAnne]

All in black and with a touch of guyliner.

Really? Ah excellent

Do you have any photos? You could paintshop out your face to hide your identity!

[Numptycorner]

I am Lucy, sorry guys. It was fun while it lasted though. Can't believe you fell for it.

[Lucy]

Really? Ah excellent

Do you have any photos? You could paintshop out your face to hide your identity!

But then you would miss the guyliner.

[sasguru]

Have you a third identity assguru ?

Hey, only one. Although like everyone else here I am also Spartacus.

[Xenophon]

Really? Ah excellent

Do you have any photos? You could paintshop out your face to hide your identity!

One or two. Will see what they look like when I post them online.

[Lucy]

I am a c*ck, and I like guys. It is fun after it stops hurting. Can you believe where I take it ?

??? by any chance ?

[Numptycorner]

You wouldn't believe how many PMs I've had from guys on this site. All lusting after my hairy arse

Next...

[Lucy]

I do what I can.

[Lucifer Box]

I do what I can.

And if I may say so, Lucy, you do it very well.