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Lucifer's Shopping Trip

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    #31
    Originally posted by Xenophon
    I'll be having a Pot Noodle and a wank.



    Speaking of which...How was your sex weekend Xen?
    The pope is a tard.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Xenophon
      I'll be having a Pot Noodle and a wank.
      I'd just have the pot noodle straight if I were you
      I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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        #33
        Originally posted by Numptycorner
        I'd just have the pot noodle straight if I were you
        And if you must have cream with it, buy some and stop being a cheapskate ...
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #34
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          Blood hell!!!! How many people are you having?!!!

          That all sounds gorgeous!
          Loads. There's always room for more if you bring your own cracker. I'll start peeling the extra sprouts tonight.

          Thanks.

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            #35
            Originally posted by SallyAnne


            Speaking of which...How was your sex weekend Xen?
            It is an old line that I have posted before. It makes me laugh though.

            Great time - thank you kindly for askin. Not really best described as a 'sex weekend' to be honest! You make it sound like I spent the weekend at Madame Jessica's Whore House!
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Lucifer Box
              Loads. There's always room for more if you bring your own cracker. I'll start peeling the extra sprouts tonight.

              Thanks.
              I'd make sure there's room for 3 more.
              I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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                #37
                Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                Loads. There's always room for more if you bring your own cracker. I'll start peeling the extra sprouts tonight.

                Thanks.

                Excellent - what time would you like us?

                Oh my god - do you think any of us wil be sad enough to log on on Xmas day?!!! Oh I really hope not
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Lucy
                  Your Dalek friend my like her LB....

                  Dr Poo


                  I'll be sure to tell him the next time I see him!

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                    #39
                    Surely Lucifer should be serving Sole?

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Oh my god - do you think any of us wil be sad enough to log on on Xmas day?!!! (
                      Yes
                      I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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