Lucifer's Shopping Trip

[Lucy]

Surely Lucifer should be serving Sole?

Too right, and it's probably mine !

[SallyAnne]

It is an old line that I have posted before. It makes me laugh though.

Great time - thank you kindly for askin. Not really best described as a 'sex weekend' to be honest! You make it sound like I spent the weekend at Madame Jessica's Whore House!

Well however you describe it, I'm pleased you had fun.
Did you go dressed up as anything? Or is that too personal to ask?

[SallyAnne]

Now what do you think...

Yes

[Lucifer Box]

Excellent - what time would you like us?

Oh my god - do you think any of us wil be sad enough to log on on Xmas day?!!! Oh I really hope not

About 12:00 for champagne and canapes. Don't forget to go to church first.

[SallyAnne]

I'd make sure there's room for 3 more.

You are bagpuss aren't you? I'd recognise that venomous bitter streak anywhere.

[Numptycorner]

You are bagpuss aren't you? I'd recognise that venomous bitter streak anywhere.

I am SASGuru and I claim back my £5. Actually I am Lucy. Sorry pet.

[Lucy]

I'd make sure there's room for 3 more.

Have you a third identity assguru ?

[Lucifer Box]

Too right, and it's probably mine !

How would you like it done? Lemon butter or a nice caper and anchovy sauce?

[Xenophon]

Well however you describe it, I'm pleased you had fun.
Did you go dressed up as anything? Or is that too personal to ask?

All in black and with a touch of guyliner.

[Lucy]

I am ASSGuru and I claim back my £5. Sorry, burned my c*ck on the carpet.

I knew it !