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He's not suppose to reveal the big secret."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Why do you assume that those working in IT have to be male?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHe's not suppose to reveal the big secret.
Reminds me of my ardent feminist friend buying a house. I offered to recommend my solicitor. "Please give me his details" she says. Of course it was a man. I don't let her live that down.Comment
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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2. Very silly and highly enjoyable. Some lines that should have been in the film
You killed my mother
I am your mother.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Trump's idea makes sense.
Been doing some landscaping in my garden and built a wall last weekend. Haven't seen a single Mexican in my garden all week!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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There's a Mexican in client office. Well, there was. He recently became Swiss, so the budget for building the wall was spent on tequila and refried beans.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I keep wondering about that counting thread:
a) Why on earth people bother and
b) If I posted 0 would it all have to start again?
No. That would be cruel, destroy peoples' lives!
bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Got an election leaflet for The Green Party through my door yesterday. Being someone who is very mindful of the environment I put it straight in the recycling bin without reading it.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Why don't you try it and see.....Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI keep wondering about that counting thread:
a) Why on earth people bother and
b) If I posted 0 would it all have to start again?
No. That would be cruel, destroy peoples' lives!

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If I did it might eradicate CUK. Ren & Stimpy is as likely to be true as any other crap we read or see on TV.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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