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    Topical if little old.

    I got thrown out of a muslim stripclub the other night. I don't understand why? All I said was get your face out for the lads.

    I had a muslim lady call on me the other day . I talked to her through the letterbox to make her feel at home.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    just getting last post on alll threads
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        No it didn't, no it wasn't, no they didn't
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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