Mine Eyes...

[Sockpuppet]

Argh..I saw the most recent topic link on the forum home page which read "Have you ever had sex..." clicked on light relief and read the rest of the top post which was "to support Cornwalls Scouts and Guides".

That really scared me for about 20 seconds.

[MrsGoof]

just getting last post on alll threads

[hyperD]

While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

[xoggoth]

No it didn't, no it wasn't, no they didn't