I've done plenty, but once when I was 18 and went clubbing for the first time ever, I got really hammered and puked everywhere and then shat my pants, passed out, got left on the street outside the club, then woke up several hours later to be faced by 2 nurses giggling at me and telling me that they had had to strip me naked and give me a bath cuz I was so filthy. Of course I don't recollect any of that because I was knocked out all that time
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Popping a viagra tablet each for a laugh with a new gf, then slipping on a condom only do discover it was a brand I was allergic to which made Little Johnny swell up to twice his normal size again!!!! Ouch.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFanwhich made Little Johnny swell up to twice his normal size again!!!! Ouch.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Most embaressing thing Ive done was riding a motorbike on a minefield, in Famagusta, on the Greek/ Turkish Cypress border and getting halted by UN troops, just to impress a holiday romance girl.
Don't regret it, after all she was a minger. I was trying to impress the barmaid not her, if only.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFanPopping a viagra tablet each for a laugh with a new gf, then slipping on a condom only do discover it was a brand I was allergic to which made Little Johnny swell up to twice his normal size again!!!! Ouch.Comment
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Taking a female senior secret service agent out to a dinner party held by the Danish royal family only to have my Lamborghini run out of bloody petrol on the way home!
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Originally posted by DimPrawnTaking a female senior secret service agent out to a dinner party held by the Danish royal family only to have my Lamborghini run out of bloody petrol on the way home!
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You should just go back in time and fill it up. D'Oh!
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