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Please move to Light Relief.
Sorry, I thought you meant winking or walking.Last edited by Jabberwocky; 4 October 2006, 13:39. -
No, But I've been caught working. Most disconcerting!Comment
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Knew of a bloke that was caught wanking, naked, after hours on a secretary's seat by security guards for a well known oil company.
Straight out of the door, no questions asked (but we knew security so we got the full story).
Those were the days where you could fire someone on the spot without infringing his Human Wipes or something...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Did you get arrested?Originally posted by zeitghostI remember a chap exposing himself to a lady & her daughter...
on a train...
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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We've all had a secret hand shandy at some point during the working day haven't we. Haven't we?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD
was that by chance an Oil company who have offices in Leatherhead???SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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A ex-colleage of mine shagged the company secretary in the skip out the back.
Ironically I walked in on someone doing some speed once, but no wanking.Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Ironically?
Ironically? What do they teach you monkeys nowadays? That's not ironic.Originally posted by TheMonkey
Moronic possibly, the speedster that is, not you.
Oh, I don't know, if the cap fits
Why not?Comment
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Not Exxon Mobil, no.Originally posted by n5goonerIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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