Has anyone ever been caught w**king at work?

[TheMonkey]

Ironically? What do they teach you monkeys nowadays? That's not ironic.
Moronic possibly, the speedster that is, not you.
Oh, I don't know, if the cap fits

I should explain the ironically bit. I apologies for being moronic and idiotic. The guy in question worked on an anti-drugs campaign web site.

[Toad]

I'm surprised nobody's used the expression "Spanking the Monkey" yet.

[Toad]

Aaaahh right !

I was wondering where these 72 virgins came from.

[TheMonkey]

I'm surprised nobody's used the expression "Spanking the Monkey" yet.

I like a good spanking

[n5gooner]

Ironically I walked in on someone doing some speed once, but no wanking.

I was at JP Morgan a while back and walked into two traders doing some speed, but it was a few years ago now.

[hyperD]

Have I mentioned that you've died Toad?

I found you dead on the patio, and dead once again whilst cutting the lawn on Saturday... pshaw, lawn I call it, there's more moss than grass.

Alas poor Toad, I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest....

I was reading the paper a few weekends ago and noticed a toad hiding in the corner of the lawn. Next minute a cat stealthily moved in and I heard the toad cry out as the cat pounced and ran off with the toad in his mouth.

Nature at work and all that...as I poured another cool glass of Sancerre.

[botnetter]

When I was younger and delivered pizzas. There was this customer who never tipped and was always rude. Even told me to get my car off her driveway.

After that, when she next ordered, I had a wonk in a pizza hut toilet with her pizza. Need I say she got a free topping?