Not bad for an old codger!

**oraclesmith** · 21 September 2006, 10:55

The very young and very old can get away with just about anything.

I blame New Labour

**wobbegong** · 21 September 2006, 11:16

Insp Mark Kelly said: "He picked up a girl, took her somewhere nearby and officers intervened as they were getting down to sexual activity."

Miserable buggers, couldn't they have waited for ten minutes? It's probably the first bit of action the old guy's seen since decimalisation.

**Mr Crosby** · 21 September 2006, 13:15

Originally posted by wobbegong

Miserable buggers, couldn't they have waited for ten minutes? It's probably the first bit of action the old guy's seen since decimalisation.

They could have given him all night and he probably wouldn't have shot his load.

**Mordac** · 21 September 2006, 19:43

>During the six-month crackdown, police arrested 40 men in the town and 35 will be attending a rehabilitation course.

Tw questions: What sort of rehabilitation course? And what happened to the other 5? Your theories please gentlemen & ladies.

Not bad for an old codger!