Not bad for an old codger!

[Mordac]

>During the six-month crackdown, police arrested 40 men in the town and 35 will be attending a rehabilitation course.


Tw questions: What sort of rehabilitation course? And what happened to the other 5? Your theories please gentlemen & ladies.

[Mr Crosby]

Miserable buggers, couldn't they have waited for ten minutes? It's probably the first bit of action the old guy's seen since decimalisation.

They could have given him all night and he probably wouldn't have shot his load.

[wobbegong]

Insp Mark Kelly said: "He picked up a girl, took her somewhere nearby and officers intervened as they were getting down to sexual activity."

Miserable buggers, couldn't they have waited for ten minutes? It's probably the first bit of action the old guy's seen since decimalisation.

[oraclesmith]

The very young and very old can get away with just about anything.

I blame New Labour

[DaveB]

Kerb crawler, 95, given warning

A 95-year-old man has been arrested during a crackdown on kerb-crawlers.