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    I see distress coming to german politicians and the holy spirit is saying to pray for helmut kohl and angela merkel, may god have mercy on what is about to happen, thus saith the lord.

    I see lots and lots of snow coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    I see another plane coming down, may god have mercy, thus saith the llord.

    Stay away from buses and trains i see more disaster coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    I see disaster coming to hospitals and south africa, may god have mercy on what is about to happen, thus saith the lord.

    I see many many people passing out in bars, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    I see thousands of people walking the street with candle lights, may god have mercy on what is about to happen, thus saith the lord.

    Stay away from eating pizza, i see danger coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    This is what the holy spirit have to say.

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      Oi, pondy - your mate's had his CAPS LOCK key fixed!

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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Oi, pondy - your mate's had his CAPS LOCK key fixed!
        Why we we not warned about this!

        Stay away from casinos, i see danger coming, may God have mercy, thus saith the Lord.

        I see danger coming to a famous actor son, may God have mercy, thus saith the Lord.

        I see disaster coming to perfume makers, may God have mercy, thus saith the Lord.

        I see coming in a stadium huge huge disaster, may God have mercy, thus saith the Lord.

        This is what the holy spirit have to say.

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          The caps lock is back!

          ANTIGUA ANTIGUA I SEE DISASTER COMING TO YOUR LAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

          I SEE COMING FIRE STARTING FROM THE TOP OF A VERY TALL BUILDING ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

          I SEE RAIN COMING DOWN SO MUCH THAT IT TURN INTO ICE BEFORE IT HIT THE GROUND, THIS NO ONE EVER SAW BEFORE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

          I SEE COMING A MASSIVE SHOOT OUT ON SHIPS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

          I SEE COMING A WHOLE CITY OF CARS BURNING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

          I SEE COMING IN THE MOUNTAIN MANY MANY DEAD SNAKES, AND LIONS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

          I SEE COMING PEOPLE BEING EXECUTED BY THERE TELEPHONES, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

          STAY AWAY FROM EATING MANGOES, I SEE DANGER COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

          THIS IS WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT HAVE TO SAY.

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            IRAN IRAN, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAYYEN IN YOUR COUNTRY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

            THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING TO PLEASE PRAY FOR BILLY GRAHAM, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

            NEW YOEK NEW YORK,I SEE 110 DEGREE AND MORE TEMPERATURE COMING YOUR WAY, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

            STAY AWAY FROM HUGE TRUCKS AND CRANES, I SEE HUGE DISASTER COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

            THIS IS WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING.*


            * that's a new one

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              The weather man said that they cannot predict when an earthquake is coming because what they need to do this is too expensive and it still would not be accurate, but i am here to tell you that the holy spirit is saying that god knows all things and right now earthquakes like you have never seen before is on its way, may god have mercy on us all, thus saith the lord.

              I see disaster coming to weddings and actors, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

              Stay away from bodegas, i see danger coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

              I see danger coming to cricket players, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

              I see huge huge disaster coming to dior company and perfumes, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

              I see disaster coming to 5people in a car 2guys and 3girls, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

              This is what the holy spirit have to say.

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                I SEE COMING THE TOP OF A MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE TREE WITH 9 BRANCHES BEING CUT OFF, THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING THAT THIS TREE REPRESENT A GREAT NATION AND THE 9 BRANCHES IS OTHER NATIONS CONNECTED TO THIS GREAT NATION, THAT WILL FALL DOWN AND TO READ EZEKIEL 31JUST LIKE EGYPT WAS WITH PHAROAH THE KING, AND TO READ EZEKIEL 31, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                I SEE SOMETHING COMING TO BASKETBALL LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                I SEE COMING 4 HELICOPTER AND A PLANE CRASHING TRYING TO MAKE A HUGE DRUG BUST, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                I SEE COMING 2 HORRIBLE HORRIBLE ACCIDENT, ONE WITH A YOUNG MAN IN AN OLD MILITARY CAR AND ANOTHER ONE ON THE HIGH WAY WITH TWO RED CARS RUNNING INTO A ROAD BARRIER, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                THIS IS WHAT THE HOLY SIRIT HAVE TO SAY.

                Consider yourselves warned.

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                  I SEE COMING LOTS AND LOTS OF HUGE HUGE STONES FALLING OUT OF THE SKY, ESPECIALLY IN NEW NEW JERSEY, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  I SEE DEATH COMING TO SOMEONE VERY VERY VERY FAMOUS IN THE HOSPITAL CAUSING THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO WALK THE STREET WITH LIGHTED CANDLES, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  I SEE THE EGYPTIAN PRESIDENT IN DESTRESS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON WHAT I SEE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN EGYPT, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  STAY AWAY FROM TRACTORS TRAILERS ESPECIALLY FROM THE POST OFFICE, I SEE DISASTER COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  I SEE HUGE HUGE HUGE ELECTRICITY PROBLEMS COMING, ESPECIALLY IN LIBYA, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  STAY AWAY FROM FISH SHOPS AND BANKS, I SEE HUGE HUGE DANGER COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  WATCH YOUR BABIES IN THE HOSPITALS, I SEE DANGER COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  I SEE DISASTER COMING TO LOTS AND LOTS OF MOTORCYCLE RIDERS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  I SEE HUGE DISASTER COMING TO FIFA, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

                  THIS IS WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT HAVE TO SAY.



                  Apologies for the lack of predictions recently. This is all down to laziness on my part and please know that my mate has been tirelessly striving to keep us safe throughout the lull

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                    I see coming cows and butterflies by the thousands migrating just like the refugees, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

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                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      I see coming cows and butterflies by the thousands migrating just like the refugees, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
                      Good job I took my brolly this morning.

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