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    #21
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Well I am not the one with a weight problem.
    That's nice, me neither.

    I'm not sure how being stupid but being thin because you do lots of exercise puts you in any better position to argue than being stupid and fat.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Natural selection deals with slow changes. That's why environment changes happening over even "slow" time periods like a thousand years can easily wipe out an entire species. Once a species is able to alter its environment, natural selection loses its efficacy. For instance, we can keep people alive and reproducing who have all kinds of traits that are undesirable.

      The entire history of humans as we define the term is the merest blink of an eye, we could quite easily wipe ourselves out before natural selection has a chance to catch up
      Mr and Mrs slob feed their child 2 ltrs of coke, kid becomes obese and fails to attract a mate/dies young therefore doesn't reproduce.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Unix View Post
        Mr and Mrs slob feed their child 2 ltrs of coke, kid becomes obese gets 3 chavettes up the duff who get council homes, he then dies slowly at 40 with long term health problems costing the NHS millions
        FTFY

        Natural selection only works properly without interference.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Unix View Post
          Mr and Mrs slob feed their child 2 ltrs of coke, kid becomes obese and marries child of Mr+Mrs obese thus guaranteeing a morbidly obese child
          FTFY

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            #25
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I'd retort by saying I am clearly an ignorant, arrogant, spiteful little man but everybody already knows that.
            FTFY

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              #26
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              FTFY
              d000hgie's a man???
              The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

              George Frederic Watts

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                #27
                Originally posted by Unix View Post
                Mr and Mrs slob feed their child 2 ltrs of coke, kid becomes obese and fails to attract a mate/dies young therefore doesn't reproduce.
                Yeah sure. Maybe come out of your middle class enclave and see how the world really works?

                Plus, of course, you're suggesting drinking Coke is a genetic trait rather than a behavioural trait.

                Not to mention, even a truly terrible diet of Coke, fags and Big Macs often doesn't make you fat until after you leave your teens behind - youthful metabolism combined with burning calories running away from the police - by which time you've already had kids.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  I like the way they suggest banning it from the dinner table. So you're OK if you feed the kids takeaways in front of the telly.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    I like the way they suggest banning it from the dinner table. So you're OK if you feed the kids takeaways in front of the telly.
                    Them's the rules.
                    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                    George Frederic Watts

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                      Them's the rules.
                      I knew my parenting skills would be validated one day.

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