Things that set alarm bells ringing when buying a house

[quackhandle]

Just walk past their precious 4x4s with a 50p piece in hand.

Most effective.

qh

[TheFaQQer]

You've met Diver?

Another important question:

• Are you likely to be woken up by an amulance siren at 605 in the morning?

[I just need to test it]

tight boxes

Fnarr.

Anyway. My son lives within 500 yards of a school and he faces similar problems.

The irony is that these parents seem disinclined to be reprimanded by frustrated residents about careless parking as they're seething at having had to settle for a parking spot 500 yards from where they wanted to be.

[CloudWalker]

I really wanted this lovely House but was put off buying the House because it had a big tree 3 ft from the front door and you could tell the roots were under the foundations.

5 bedroom detached house for sale in Langdon Hills, Essex, SS16, SS16

[d000hg]

That tree looks older than the house!

[ZARDOZ]

Moving next to a school and being surprised that it would be busy with people dropping their kids off by car. Pretty dim. Best solution; move somewhere else.

[DimPrawn]

The noise from a school playground is something else too.

Avoid being near a school.

[BrilloPad]

The noise from a school playground is something else too.

Avoid being near a school.

I thought that court order prevented you from being with 400 metres of a school?

[TestMangler]

The noise from a school playground is something else too.

Avoid being near a school.

Is that not a legal requirement for you due to your bail conditions ?

[DimPrawn]

I thought that court order prevented you from being with 400 metres of a school?

Shoosh.