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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    6. Dogs.
    On planes?

    US Airways flight bound for Philly makes emergency landing after dog poops in aisle* - NY Daily News

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      No mention of anyone from CUK?

      Or was that MF on the plane?
      Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.


        Sound like some serious grovelling is in order. Priorities, man!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.
            Thats just an excuse - I was f**king her brains out.

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              #16
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


              Sound like some serious grovelling is in order. Priorities, man!
              No! Just slap her on the arse and shoutr "whos the daddy"

              Mind you I have been divorced twice so it does not work every time.....

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                No! Just slap her on the arse and shoutr "whos the daddy"

                Mind you I have been divorced twice so it does not work every time.....
                Don't give up, it may work the third time....
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.
                  ouch.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    ouch.
                    And they say absence makes the heart grow fonder...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Thats just an excuse - I was f**king her brains out.
                      Anyone who married MF surely has no brains already?
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