This weeki's list of people who will cop it when I finally go postal

[Pogle]

Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

See, this is what happens when you get relationship advice from Brillo......

[Pondlife]

MF, Is this the game where someone tells a story with three bits that aren't true and we have to guess which bits?

I like that game.

[mudskipper]

MF, Is this the game where someone tells a story with three bits that aren't true and we have to guess which bits?

I like that game.

Well, I don't believe it was his wife's first birthday. I thought we'd agreed those rumours weren't true.

[Pondlife]

Well, I don't believe it was his wife's first birthday. I thought we'd agreed those rumours weren't true.

I don't believe they got married whilst he was in the US.

[mudskipper]

I don't believe they got married whilst he was in the US.

Maybe the laws about marrying babies are more relaxed over there.