Interview questions/Success rate of your interview

[speling bee]

What would you do if you saw a battleship in a forest

Invoice it.

[mudskipper]

Ask Anne Widdicombe how she'd got so lost.

[doodab]

Ask Anne Widdicombe how she'd got so lost.

I saw her on Sloan St once.

[EternalOptimist]

i went for a job in an architects gaff. The IT manager asked me some general questions then showed my a real problem with an sql query.
He got me a mega ham salad barm while i fixed his query.
Mega impressed, he hoiks me into the bosses office. everyone was happy

then he says to me quietly £350 a day is a joke, we both know that. what will you do it for really ?

I was looking at the screen, it said 'save changes Y/N'

[vetran]

i went for a job in an architects gaff. The IT manager asked me some general questions then showed my a real problem with an sql query.
He got me a mega ham salad barm while i fixed his query.
Mega impressed, he hoiks me into the bosses office. everyone was happy

then he says to me quietly £350 a day is a joke, we both know that. what will you do it for really ?

I was looking at the screen, it said 'save changes Y/N'

£500 of course

you got a free sandwich!

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Have you been asked any funny questions?

How many interviews you attend to get a job generally?

How would you guess outcome of the interview will be?

1) No

2) 100%

3) See 2) above

[norrahe]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?










(This was for a 3 month contract)

[speling bee]

Ask Anne Widdicombe how she'd got so lost.

She was trying to find her virginity.

[MicrosoftBob]

i went for a job in an architects gaff.

Ewwww that must have been a bit sweaty

[d000hg]

Can't remember the last time I interviewed for a job. Before my contracting career though.

Here's a nice piece of trivia... I've never got a contract I interviewed for but I have been in contract just about non-stop since I started in 2007.