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Bread with baking powder tends to produce results as it expands in their stomachs and they explode mid air. Not that I've ever done anything remotely similar“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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When I worked at ICI, my mates who were on site used to give them sodium in bread. Same effect.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostBread with baking powder tends to produce results as it expands in their stomachs and they explode mid air. Not that I've ever done anything remotely similarComment
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Was watching the news tonight and it said King Juan Carlos had been on the throne for 40 years. Son said, bloody 'ell, he must have been really constipated.
PS In case any think this was meant to be in "How many times will Charles etc" thread, no it wasn't. Poo is a much more important association than royalty.Last edited by xoggoth; 2 June 2014, 18:08.bloggoth
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