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    Dirty Trick

    Teens feed laxatives to seagulls and film ensuing mayhem as the birds poo on roller-skaters, police and a baby | Mail Online

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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Teens feed laxatives to seagulls and film ensuing mayhem as the birds poo on roller-skaters, police and a baby | Mail Online



    It's funny because it isn't me.

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      Sean and Paul Ryder (Happy Mondays) did something similar to pigeons in Manchester City Centre. Rat poison I think...

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        Bread with baking powder tends to produce results as it expands in their stomachs and they explode mid air. Not that I've ever done anything remotely similar
        “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Bread with baking powder tends to produce results as it expands in their stomachs and they explode mid air. Not that I've ever done anything remotely similar
          When I worked at ICI, my mates who were on site used to give them sodium in bread. Same effect.
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            Was watching the news tonight and it said King Juan Carlos had been on the throne for 40 years. Son said, bloody 'ell, he must have been really constipated.

            PS In case any think this was meant to be in "How many times will Charles etc" thread, no it wasn't. Poo is a much more important association than royalty.
            Last edited by xoggoth; 2 June 2014, 18:08.
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