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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    sounds a bit deer
    yeah, thought it was two dear myself
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #12
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      yeah, thought it was two dear myself
      probably worth a couple of bucks
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        yeah, thought it was two dear myself
        Some chunt tried that joke on facebook yesterday and it fell on it's arse there too.

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          just be grateful you dont come from Goole
          It could be worse.

          Pratt's Bottom - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            Some chunt tried that joke on facebook yesterday and it fell on it's arse there too.
            Hardly surprising if you cut it's legs off.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Some chunt tried that joke on facebook yesterday and it fell on it's arse there too.
              thats because their minds are not finely tuned. like ours are
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                thats because their minds are not finely tuned. like ours are
                i hadn't considered that possibility, but now you mention it it's so obvious

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  i hadn't considered that possibility, but now you mention it it's so obvious
                  stick them all on the B Ark
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Don't eat them at once.
                    Well I immediately didn't eat them, but they are still here. Shall I continue not eating them?

                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    A bloke on the street today offered me 8 legs of venison for £150. Was that a good deal ??
                    If it had 8 legs, I would not eat the bloody thing.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      There's Muff in Ireland, Wank in Austria, and of course Mianus in America
                      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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