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I want to escape lion taming

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    #11
    Originally posted by evilagent View Post
    what transferable skills do you have that you can take from being a lion-tamer into banking?
    I assume the bankers like a good whipping just like my lions
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #12
      Originally posted by evilagent View Post
      what transferable skills do you have that you can take from being a lion-tamer into banking?
      He has a lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' on it. He got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying 'lion tamer' in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy.

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        #13
        Originally posted by alluvial View Post
        He has a lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' on it. He got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying 'lion tamer' in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy.
        Feeding them a lion bar, because they're lions seems to do the trick
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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