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Previously on "I want to escape lion taming"

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by alluvial View Post
    He has a lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' on it. He got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying 'lion tamer' in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy.
    Feeding them a lion bar, because they're lions seems to do the trick

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by evilagent View Post
    what transferable skills do you have that you can take from being a lion-tamer into banking?
    He has a lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' on it. He got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying 'lion tamer' in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by evilagent View Post
    what transferable skills do you have that you can take from being a lion-tamer into banking?
    I assume the bankers like a good whipping just like my lions

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  • evilagent
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    How do I get into Banking ?
    what transferable skills do you have that you can take from being a lion-tamer into banking?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    Furled umbrella - Shirley?
    The bankers are only Shirley on Fridays

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Of course and a walking stick
    Furled umbrella - Shirley?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Some of those traders are way more viscious than lions. And if you show them a whip they tend to get very excited.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Have you got a bowler hat?
    Of course and a walking stick

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    How do I get into Banking ?
    Are you sure you want to take such a drastic step?

    Why not try easing into the high excitement world of banking, possibly by Chartered Accountancy or Stock Broking? You can then take the next stage maybe into retail banking.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    How do I get into Banking ?
    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Have you got a bowler hat?
    And no conscience?

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    How do I get into Banking ?
    Have you got a bowler hat?

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  • alreadypacked
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    Be carefull what you wish for

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  • MicrosoftBob
    started a topic I want to escape lion taming

    I want to escape lion taming

    How do I get into Banking ?

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