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He has a lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' on it. He got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying 'lion tamer' in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy.Originally posted by evilagent View Postwhat transferable skills do you have that you can take from being a lion-tamer into banking?
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I assume the bankers like a good whipping just like my lionsOriginally posted by evilagent View Postwhat transferable skills do you have that you can take from being a lion-tamer into banking?
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The bankers are only Shirley on FridaysOriginally posted by Dactylion View PostFurled umbrella - Shirley?
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Some of those traders are way more viscious than lions. And if you show them a whip they tend to get very excited.
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Of course and a walking stickOriginally posted by speling bee View PostHave you got a bowler hat?
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Are you sure you want to take such a drastic step?Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostHow do I get into Banking ?
Why not try easing into the high excitement world of banking, possibly by Chartered Accountancy or Stock Broking? You can then take the next stage maybe into retail banking.
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Have you got a bowler hat?Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostHow do I get into Banking ?
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I want to escape lion taming
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