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What's the most infectious thing you've gone into work with?

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    #21
    Urinary tract infection

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      #22
      Type 2 diabetes

      Edit: To be clear, that was a diagnosis for suity, not something I've gone to work with.
      Last edited by mudskipper; 19 May 2014, 16:09.

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        #23
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Type 2 diabetes
        I have that - metformin does wonders for your weight but really fooks over your energy levels

        lots of cba's
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #24
          Hang on last year I went into client site with an infection in my leg, I only went to the doctor when my leg puffed up and turned purple

          Doctor told me to stay at home and keep my leg elevated, so that was two months of working from home at a client that wouldn't allow it for contractors....result as my expenses dropped like a stone!
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Just been invited to leave site as I am breaking out in itchy red pus filled lesions.

            It might be something as harmless as chicken pox. Mind you my Grandad is back in hospital so I could have picked up something really nasty.

            So, I'm going to the docs now to get a diagnosis. In the mean time can I hear about which tropical diseases you have introduced into the workplace so as not to miss a days billing?


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            That sounds very much like the beginning of Contagion (2011) - IMDb . Thankfully you've given us warning and we can wait until you get home then nuke Luton from orbit. Should improve average house prices as well....
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #26
              Tonsillitis and Hand Foot and Mouth.


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              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                T-Virus
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Tonsillitis and Hand Foot and Mouth.
                  I'm sure NLyUK will have a remedy for that kind of thing. For an extra tenner there's a nurses uniform too.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Tonsillitis and Hand Foot and Mouth.


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                    You are aware that there is currently no cure...

                    Nice knowing you. Can you ask Mrs SY to post the time of your funeral so someone can attend from CUK?
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by eek View Post
                      That sounds very much like the beginning of Contagion (2011) - IMDb . Thankfully you've given us warning and we can wait until you get home then nuke Luton from orbit. Should improve average house prices as well....
                      I don't think you need an excuse to nuke Lutonistan
                      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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